MALE-TYPE-GUY-DUDES! The truth will set you FREE!
Look. Here’s the deal: you’re not fooling anyone. We know you’re not Geek Girls. (The fact that you’re a guy gives you away.)
It’s okay. We understand. Being a Geek Girl is a pretty fabulous thing. We get it and love you for your aspiration….
and in that moment all of bandom joined metaphorical hands and sang songs in praise of patrick stump and his glorious victory over shane morris amen
its moments like these when i look around bandom and think “i chose wisely”
i feel like if this was a high school drama patrick would come into school the next day and all the students would lift him up and cheer him on down the hallways as shane morris nursed his black eye by the lockers
COLLEGE, MOVING OUT, MAKING MONEY, FINDING A HOUSE, FINDING SOMEONE TO DATE, MAKING NEW FRIENDS, NOT DYING
True!
As observed in Charleston, SC.
- The green traffic lights that have been burnt out on the crosstown for weeks
- That municipal government does not respond to emails
- Poo smeared all over the sidewalks
- Glass there, too.
- Traffic tickets and newly-renovated websites that lie about whether or not you…
repeat after me:
there is no such thing as a whore
there is no such thing as a slut
a woman can have sex as much as she wants and that sex does not case her to become less than a person or a woman or a human

